Chick Flicks & Beer: BON BON TUESDAY -The Back-Up Plan (2010)

Ok, so I was really lazy last week and I didn't write a review between the last Bon Bon Tuesday and now. I didn't really have a "back-up plan". (Cymbal Crash). Thanks, I'll be here all week. Anyways, here is something new you may, or may not, have heard of before. J-Lo is back...and this time she is artifically inseminated. Watch out!

This could be funny. Right? I don't know. What do you think? I'm not really a big fan of J-Lo so I don't really care either way. Anywho, this movie is directed by Alan Poul, who has produced and directed a few shows (most notably, Six feet Under, and Big Love for HBO). Of course, it stars Jennifer Lopez and somewhat unknown Austrailian actor Alex O'Loughlin. It hits theaters on April 23rd.

!!!!COMMENTS HALL OF FAME!!!!

GET OVER THE CATS, ALREADY!

"Yes, I admit, we single ladies have cats. God, is it so wrong for a guy to actually like a f*cking cat?! They are self sufficient, just like they "really want their women" and they aren't dumb...well, I'll admit, like guys want their women. I really enjoyed the middle of this movie but hated the predictable ending and beginning as well. There was some good advice in it but obviously, it backfired on the neurotic, control freak and she resulted in telling the "ugly truth" about herself. Guys expect us to accept them as they are and look past their poor grooming habits "down there" (if you know what I mean boys).... and their inability to look at themselves as not "perfect specimens". However, we women go through some brutal and I mean brutal shit to become the perfect, idealistic, bimbo-esque-with a brain, but not too much so he isn't threatened, selves!

It is hard to just lay it out there for someone and be yourself!!!! I admit. I play the game and I play it well. But it is tiring. It is frustrating. And, it has left me 100% alone. Therefore, I am left wondering, what is better...The girl he wants me to be or the girl I am. Dark Beer drinker, skinny because of Pilates which means yes, boys, I am flexible...look past the mouth that is telling you to f*ck off and realize, it is all in good fun...embrace it, scotch drinker...etc...I could go on and on but until someone is ready to take on a challenge and not take the easy way out...I would rather be single. "

-Jill, FL (on the film, "The Ugly Truth")

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BON BON TUESDAY -The Back-Up Plan (2010)

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