Showing posts with label Love. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Love. Show all posts

Something New (2006)

Directed by Sanaa Hamri
Starring Sanaa Lathan, Simon Baker, and Blair Underwood

I don’t really drink that much dark beer. But, beer is beer and I don’t discriminate when it comes to light or dark beer. So when a friend suggested I try Guinness I thought, “What the hell. Why not? You only live once.” I always considered trying one only it never really felt like the right time. Sure I’ve had a small taste of Guinness before but I never ordered one for myself. So I bought one, popped it, and listened to that little ball dance around the inside of the can as I poured it into a frosty pint glass. At first it was really stout and attacked my taste buds almost as if it knew we were different, that I didn’t normally drink dark beer. But, I was patient and as time progressed (sip after sip) we feel into a nice harmonious rhythm. It wasn’t all easy. There were times when I felt insecure…like I shouldn’t be drinking this and Guinness would let me know. But there were other times of pure bliss, passionate, even love. In the end, it didn’t really matter that it was a dark beer. I just saw it for what it was… a delicious beer.

The movie wasn’t all that bad, either. It was about a beautiful high profile lawyer named Kenya who can’t seem to find the right man. She doesn’t make it easy. She’s a workaholic, somewhat judgemental, and has a list. And, that list is long. She isn’t looking for that much. He just has to be attractive and have a job plus about 300 other things. This list is the reason she is single and dateless on Valentine’s Day. She has good girlfriends, though, who love her and back her up. One of them sets her up on a blind date with Brian. She agrees and then she meets Brian. He seems nice only there is one problem. He is white and she is black. Brian doesn’t care. She does and quickly ends the date. It isn’t until she discovers he is a highly sought after landscape architect and hires him to work on her backyard that the “love” begins to happen.

This is a pretty good story and it will keep you wondering what is going to happen. I liked it a lot better than I thought I would. I’ll recommend it without making so many of the obvious jokes that I could easily make. Come on people…Can’t we all just get along?

It likes the late Micheal Jackson (RIP) said;

Now I believe in miracles
And a miracle
Has happened tonight

I said if
Youre thinkin of
Being my baby
It dont matter if youre black or white

Download the song, watch the movie, drink a Guinness.

FORCE THE BOYFRIEND: 5 out of 10 (1 means he'll hate it, 10 means he'll like it)- He’ll probably like it. I did.

Chick Flick: 4 cartons of ice cream (out of 5)
DVD: 4 pieces of milky chocolate (out of 5)*
Beer: 5 manly high fives (out of 5)

*For the unnecessary and somewhat strange introduction by Blair Underwood.

Sleepless In Seattle (1993)

Starring Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan
Directed by Nora Ephron

by Joshua Simpkins

I decided my first chick flick would be one of the two films that actually got me into chick flicks. One is“Sleepless In Seattle”. The other is “When Harry Met Sally”. They are both co-written by Nora Ephron. I liked this movie when I younger and I still like it today. So, I ran out and picked up the Anniversary Edition on DVD, rushed home, threw it into the DVD player and grabbed a beer.

I don’t care who you are…man or woman…if you don’t think Tom Hanks is the shit…then you’re lying. Because, he is, most definitely, the shit (pronounced slow like, Sheee- It). Almost everything he has ever done is classic from “Big” to “Saving Private Ryan”. And, if he happens to be in a crappy movie (i.e. “The Ladykillers”) his acting is still superb. When Tom feels it, I feel it…and so do you.

Don’t get me started on Meg Ryan. I think I was in love with her at some point and she is at her best in SIS. In 1998, a friend and I were soo into Meg Ryan, that after we were stood up by our dates we went to see “You’ve Got Mail” with each other. Then, we quickly vowed never to tell another soul. I think I actually kept that secret…until now. Meg Ryan was the It girl for a while. Then she ran off and had a fling with Russell Crowe, got plastic surgery, and now she looks kinda like the Joker. Why did she have to mess with her face?!!!

Ok, so there I am, watching SIS again for the first time in years. The title clears and we see Tom and his son at a funeral. Tom’s upset…therefore I’m upset. Everyone is telling him to get help. He decides to move. Seattle. Enter Meg Ryan looking good with her fiancĂ©, Walter, played to perfection by Bill Pullman (I actually forget it’s him). They are going to her parents’ house so Walter can meet her parents for the first time. He is allergic to everything. Wait….We have a problem. Now, I know that Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan are going to get together at some point, they have to…but, Holy Crap, she lives in Baltimore and he lives all the way across the country….how the hell is this supposed to happen?…and, Meg Ryan doesn’t believe in signs…Oh, No!...now I’m sucked in. It’s a good thing this Bud Select is so dee-lish.

SIS is the one of the deepest of all the chick flicks. It's like the Charlie Kaufman version of the romantic comedy other then, like, the actual Charlie Kaufman version of the chick flick, “Eternal Sunshine and The Spotless Mind”. Why? Because it works on so many levels and basically retells the story of a movie that is within the movie (kinda like the Charlie Kaufman version of an adaptation of a novel called “Adaptation”). It retells or spins the events of “An Affair to Remember” starring Cary Grant and Deborah Kerr (or is it Karr? I can’t remember) within the action of “Sleepless In Seattle”. How deep is that?

I’ve already rambled on too long about “Sleepless In Seattle” because we all know it’s a good movie.

FORCE THE BOYFRIEND:  10 out of 10 (Eh, why not?)
 
Beer Pairing Recommendation
Bud Select.  Why?  Because I said so!
For more on the chick flick visit IMDB
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