Chick Flicks & Beer: PILAR BARKS! NEW COLUMN!

Pilar is a yorkie with a lot to say about chick flicks. She now has her own column, Pilar Barks! I thought I would sit down with her, and ask her a few questions, so everyone could get to know her a little better.

JOSHUA: What is it you like about chick flicks?

PILAR: What is it I don't like about chick flicks? Why do you like that shirt your wearing?

JOSHUA: What's wrong with this shirt?

PILAR: Nothing: It's just hideous, that's all. But, whatever floats your boat.

JOSHUA: What about your shirt?

PILAR: I'm not wearing a shirt. I'm a dog. The only shirts I ever wear my Mom puts on me and those are fab.

JOSHUA: Back to chick flicks...What is your favorite chick flick?

PILAR: What is your favorite chick flick?

JOSHUA: That's a tough question.

PILAR: And, you think I want to answer it?

JOSHUA: Alright, I can tell your going to be difficult. I guess this interview is over.

PILAR: Good. Take me on a walk!

To learn more about Pilar, follow her weekly column, Pilar Barks!

!!!!COMMENTS HALL OF FAME!!!!

GET OVER THE CATS, ALREADY!

"Yes, I admit, we single ladies have cats. God, is it so wrong for a guy to actually like a f*cking cat?! They are self sufficient, just like they "really want their women" and they aren't dumb...well, I'll admit, like guys want their women. I really enjoyed the middle of this movie but hated the predictable ending and beginning as well. There was some good advice in it but obviously, it backfired on the neurotic, control freak and she resulted in telling the "ugly truth" about herself. Guys expect us to accept them as they are and look past their poor grooming habits "down there" (if you know what I mean boys).... and their inability to look at themselves as not "perfect specimens". However, we women go through some brutal and I mean brutal shit to become the perfect, idealistic, bimbo-esque-with a brain, but not too much so he isn't threatened, selves!

It is hard to just lay it out there for someone and be yourself!!!! I admit. I play the game and I play it well. But it is tiring. It is frustrating. And, it has left me 100% alone. Therefore, I am left wondering, what is better...The girl he wants me to be or the girl I am. Dark Beer drinker, skinny because of Pilates which means yes, boys, I am flexible...look past the mouth that is telling you to f*ck off and realize, it is all in good fun...embrace it, scotch drinker...etc...I could go on and on but until someone is ready to take on a challenge and not take the easy way out...I would rather be single. "

-Jill, FL (on the film, "The Ugly Truth")

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